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Ankle Injury Quiz

BROTHERS. BROTHERS, LET US BEGIN. I HAVE CONVENED THIS MEETING TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING. WHY HAVE WE NOT TAKEN A PLANE IN 13 YEARS KHALIV. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. IT IS ALL BECAUSE THE CUNNING AND MIGHTY TSA IS ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF US. I DO NOT BELIEVE IT! IT’S TRUE. LAST MONTH, I ATTEMPTED TO TAKE DOWN A PLANE WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS FIVE INCHES LONG. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERFECT PLAN. WHY DID IT NOT WORK BECAUSE THE SHREWD TSA,.

THEY MADE RESTRICTIONS SO YOU CAN ONLY TAKE A FOURINCH SCISSORS. FOUR INCHES. WHAT YEAH. HOW COULD THEY KNOW THAT A FIVEINCH BLADE IS A DANGEROUS WEAPON AND A FOURINCH BLADE IS NO MORE THAN A CHILD’S PLAY THING THAT IS THE GENIUS OF TSA. THEY FOIL US AT EVERY TURN. DEVILS! YOU KNOW, IT’S THE SAME WAY WITH THE LIQUID. OH, YEAH. WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH DEVASTATION WE CAN WREAK WITH 3.5 OUNCES OF LIQUID. THETHE DAMAGE IS INCALCULABLE. THE CRAFTY TSA,.

THEY HAVE LIMITED PASSENGERS TO ONLY 3.4 OUNCES. DAMN IT! YEAH. DO NONE OF YOU HAVE THE SOLUTION HOW FOR US TO THWART THIS TSA KHALIV, KHALIV. IT’S LIKE YOU’VE BEEN LIVING IN AWELL, HERE. LOOK.THE TSA, THEY STRIKE FEAR INTO MY HEART WITH THEIR POLYESTER SHIRTS AND THEIR DISPOSABLE RUBBER GLOVES. AND THEAND THE THE SNEAKER SHOES! THEY ARE SO CLEVER. CLEVER. YES. THEYTHEY ACT AS IF THEY ARE LISTLESS, OVERWEIGHT EMPLOYEES WHO DON’T GIVE A FUCK. WHEN IN REALITY, THEY ARE AN ELITE FORCE OF ANTITERRORIST COMMANDOS!.

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OH, CURSE THE BRILLIANT TSA. IF I MAY. I BELIEVE I HAVE A WAY TO TRIUMPH OVER THE WILY TSA. FINALLY. OKAY. LET’S GIVE HIM A SHOT. I HAVE A PLAN TO PUT A BOMB IN A LAPTOP, AND IT WILL DETONATE ONCE YOU PULL IT FROM ITS CASE. YES! YES, IT IS PERFECT! PLANES WILL RAIN DOWN FROM THE SKY ONTO THE INFIDELS! all chanting and singing WHAT PARVEZ, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT SSSNEAK IN HERE FOR A SECOND, ‘CAUSE I DON’T I DON’T WANT TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS HERE.

THEN DON’T BE! YET YOU ARE. IT’S AS IF THE PROPHETIC AND ALLKNOWING TSA HAS PREDICTED YOUR PLAN. THEY MAKE YOU TAKE THE LAPTOP OUT OF THE CARRYING CASE AND PUT IT IN A SEPARATE BIN BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE. COME ON, YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, PARVEZ ‘CAUSE IT’S NOT A FUNNY JOKE IF IT’S A JOKE. IT’S NO TIME FOR KIDDING. I WOULDN’T KID. OH, MY GOD. NO. I CANNOT BELIEVE THESE MOTHERS OF DEVILS.

YEAH. WELL, VERY WELL, THEN. SINCE YOU HAVE ALL FAILED, I WILL TELL YOU HOW WE WILL DESTROY THE NONBELIEVERS. I HAVE DEVELOPED THE SMALLEST BOMB POSSIBLE. AND IT FITS PERFECTLY INTO THIS, A FULLSIZED TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE. YES! IT’S REALLY GREAT, ISN’T IT I MEAN, IT’S THE DON’T DO HIM LIKE THAT. WHAT’S GOING ON OVER HERE WHAT’S THE SITUATION OVER HERE OKAY. IS THERE A VERSION OF THE TOOTHPASTE BOMB THAT COMES IN TRAVELSIZE YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE THEY’RE IN OUR HEADS.

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